I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit.
He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see your tits at a time like this— YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING MOM GAWD.”
And the rest of the Greeks are jazz-handsing in the background. They’re all ‘WOAH LOOK AT THAT TOTALLY WICKED SET OF TITS— I MEAN ARMOUR. WOAH’
Let me just say that this is the best interpretation of a painting I have ever seen
^^^^
no mom
mom no
NO
omygods
We got a badass over here
(Source: k4thy13)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVIPQUmaDS4
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signal boost
poor babies ;-;this actually made me tear up
Understood loud and clear, sir.
(Source: retires)
“The Doctor pulled Jack’s trousers down around his ankles with one deft motion. “Oh. Look at that,” he said, with the air of someone admiring a bowl of especially pretty goldfish. “That’s downright gorgeous. Mine’s quite nice, you know, very fetching and all, but not like that. That’s just lovely.” He petted it, fondly.”
I… could see this happening…
“ALL OF A SUDDEN SONIC THE HEDGEHOG CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND PUNCHED BOB THE DALEK IN THE FACE.”
JUST OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE MAN
“The Doctor began to glow yellow. He took a new form, a new personality, a new life. He now had gigantic time boobs like Pamela Anderson. In fact, he WAS a pair of boobs.”
TIME BOOBS!
Team Fortress 2
“Before either of them knew what was going on, they were both nude and the moon had risen, along with both of their dicks.”
Classic.
Fandom: Inspector Gadget, Superman, and Batman
“Superman got shocked! What he is gonna do? He don’t understands hard sciences, he only knows how to fly”
HE ONLY KNOWS HOW TO FLY!!
Fandom: Titanic (sort of)
“Then the iceberg jumped on top of the Titanic and started to boat rape!
“YOU GET OFF ME NOW!” said Titanic, but Titanic was much to weak to fend of the attacking iceberg! The iceberg laughed as it contained it’s pleasures.
“I shall make you take!” yelled the Iceberg.”
“Lucy walked in looking like a huge fucking bitch. ‘I’m a huge fucking bitch,’ she said.”
Poetry.
